Bob and Linda visit school and learn that their kids’ essays about their fantasy version of Wagstaff are “too creative” and “offensive.” Eugene transforms the school into a “Fart School for the Gifted” (watch out for Keyboard Jail); Tina, to her delight, depicts a world where she is romanced by countless zombie teenage boys; and Louise creates a school where she takes down a robotic Mr. Frond from the future (“We need more creamed corn!”)